FAQ.

How are Captains chosen?

In the spreadsheet it just says “=(J2*0.5)+(K2*0.5)-(L2*2)” so we’re not 100% sure either but it seems like it works, except for that one year..

When is my tee time?

Honestly, does it really matter what I say? You’re pushing 40 and still relying on one of us to wake you up 5min before the bus leaves.

Can I get the first tee time so I can catch my flight?

Sure whatever you need, bud. Would it be easier if I just booked your flight for you too? Anything else I can take off your plate so that you’re comfortable?

Why do we even have this website?

Mostly just so 2 of us can entertain ourselves while building in pointless features. From time to time someone will say that it’s funny and that really does it for us.

What can I do to help make the trip successful?

I don’t know, say some nice things about the website? Fill out the surveys quicker? Fulfill the Venmo requests? Stop talking so we can get through the draft in under 4 hours, I mean seriously it’s getting ridiculous.

Is anyone getting food for the house?

Yes! And thank you so much for volunteering to do that.

How do I justify this trip to my family?

You’re on your own there unfortunately. But, it’s “tradition”, and you don’t mess with tradition.